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Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet.
This slut at the taqueria follwed me into the restroom and give me a filthy sanchez.
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An extremely slutty girl from Port Huron, Michigan
She thinks she owns everything when in all reality she's just a whore.
She's a manipulative cheater.
Knowing her would be the death of your virginity
Your girlfriend is such an alexis sanchez
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A middle aged faggot who has nothing better to do other than rape his grandson and use his daughter as a sex slave to Mexico.
Man1: look at that dumb faggot
Man2:yeah he's Rick Sanchez. Fuckin cunt.
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When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!
Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
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Where one is engaging in oral pleasure, to both the anal cavity as well as the vaginal areas, with his/her partner; afterwards they give their partner a delicately flavored kiss.
he licked her vag and booty before making out with her to conclude her taco flavored sanchez.
This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English
Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!
Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!
The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.
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(n) a particularly artistic variation of the Dirty Sanchez. After reaming a girl's asshole, you pull out your penis and commence giving her the traditional shit moustache with your feces-covered tool, but in this case the fecal material is just runny enough for it to run down either side of her mouth, making a snappy-looking shit goatee.
Bucky gave Wanda a Fu Man Sanchez on the second night of their honeymoon.
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