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Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th
When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.
It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).
But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').
The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.
Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.
Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
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Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted
John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John
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another term for people getting layed out or killed .
If dude dont shut up its gonna be a body season/ Its about to be a body season/ Empty your pockets or its body season
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super stinky fart (from a male) which would make their nut sack stink or taste like the fart smelled
"Sheewww!", I bet that was a sack seasoner!
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A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.
Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.
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The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend
BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina
Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?
George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed
Bill: Then what are you hunting?
George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!
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Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them
I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !
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