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I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 21, 2023


Semi Chrome Domer

A partially bald dude who's spent way too much time in the sun without a ballcap; can often use the shine off the top of his cranium as a key light to get into his pickup.

The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.

Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"

by Scribester March 11, 2018


fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z

by Anim8us March 29, 2018


Semi Pipe

When you only use the head or tip of the penis to fuck a girl.

I won’t be doing too much tonight I’ll just give her semi pipe.

by Freegrape12 May 13, 2022


Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020


Semi-work

It is used to describe when someone goes to thier place of employment whenever they want and leave whenever they want, with or without having a stipulated work time.

Q) Do you have work tomorrow?

A) semi-work

by Vmiike February 4, 2014


Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 12, 2024