September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'

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September 29

National give your friend the a kiss day 💋

“Hey it’s September 29, pucker up.”

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September 9th

September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."

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September 16

You are a Virgo if you are born on this day. You have a big heart and you care for many people. THE MOST BAD ASS BITCH EVER!!!!!!!!

Person: Damn! That person is Bad ass. Shes probably born on September 16

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September 24

make out with any guy whose name starts with a T or S.

oh happy september 24 *starts making out with him*

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13th September

13th September is when the dopest of people are born. You are really dope and everyone likes you. Good for you!

Person 1: Wow i really like them, how are they so dope?
Person 2: They were born on 13th September.

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September 13th

The day where you are legally allowed to reverse everything.

Mom : IM GONNA BEAT YO WITH THE BELT

Son : It’s September 13th....

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