sexual intercourse

how old are you again?

Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.

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Sexual Vandalism

Term used to describe the act of having sex in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.

Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.

Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.

me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of sexual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men's bathroom, ended up cracking the glass of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted cocks on all the notice boards in the halls.

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quarter-sexual

quarter-sexual: a person who will do sexual act for a quarter ($.25).

Brian is a quarter-sexual; he will do any girl for a quarter. What a ho.

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Donut- sexual

To be sexually attracted or turned on by donuts.

"Hey bro, wanna go to Dunkin Donuts?"

"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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D- Sexual

D- sexuality is similar to A- sexuality, only that one it is not repelled by sex. A D- sexual person tries to not get into any sexual intercourse whatsoever, a D- sexual person has a good life without.

Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.

Girl: "Heey, you wanna come along to my place?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."

Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."

Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"

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sexual on snap

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan

"why do we never get sexual on snap"

empty sexuality

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.

Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships