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Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.
That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.
Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"
The action of shitting and eating at the same time.
Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.
The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.
Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure