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National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.
I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.
When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
I really like to use Lenora's shift knob while she gives me head.
Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.
Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."
Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
When someone's foot or feet smells bad or terrible.
The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.
Damn nigga, yo feet on dat kick-shift!
(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!
Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone
Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(