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Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

by James Lowe October 15, 2005

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jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.

I just had a total jessica simpson moment.

by smashleeey March 9, 2008

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Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro Jay Simpson

Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.

Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.

by Bro Nameth April 6, 2009

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Little Lisa Simpson

Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.

The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.

Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.

by HariFontaine February 13, 2019

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Homer Simpson effect

Phrase. When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.

If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.

by Len Sydney May 30, 2008

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Bro J Simpson

A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.

That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him

by NickieHansen February 4, 2010

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