SIT ON MY FACE

A WAY TO HAVE FUN

SIT ON MY FACE DAD

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sally sit-ups

See Tony Tampon

Is known as a big slut around the chicago land area. Starred in a low budget porno film also starring UV Blue Max and Maitly Faffe.

dude, she's almost as big of a whore as sally sit-ups

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Sit me down

The equivalent of holding somebody down most often used in scenarios involving either violence in which you need to be hold back and tacked to your senses or a strong desire of positive or negative kind.

1.
Sharona: I know you're trifling ass can't survive not being the center of attention all the time but you'll need to find a way.....
Shalliza: the only way for me to get this much attention were to break my foot up in your ass before somebody sit me down .

2.
Jack: ooooow this girl is to hot y'all better sit me down.

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sit on my lap

A term used to say 'be quite' in a playful or sexual way. Not to be take literally though.

GF- I hate you, you're such a fucking retard.
BF- sit on my lap, hoe

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sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"

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Steve Bannon Sit Up

Sucking your own dick to the point where you yourself end up looking like a shrivelled prune that's been left out too long.

Why is Jack looking so sickly? Is he feeling okay?

Yeah, he's just done the Steve Bannon Sit Up too much.

Sit Down, Switch It Off

Mr Davids ultimate diss

Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*