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the cheese has a slice in it now

a saying that means somehing can't be fixed or changed. Something happened that can't be helped or reversed, and the cheese has a slice in it.

"I can't believe you said that! You're so embarressing!"
"Well the cheese has a slice in it now!"

by Calliope!who September 19, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home

man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


slice my melon

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 5, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


A deep-fried slice of ass.

to feel poorly. Alternately "a deep-fried asshole".

"Dude, you look rough today!"

"I know. I feel like a deep-fried slice of ass."

by Morgan Brittan van Wyk November 20, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


home slice jelly roll

a homeboy/girl that you usually kick it wit

wat it do home slice jelly roll

by krazii 4 u October 30, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


6-8 slice of turkey

to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)

"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"

by rogin October 5, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž