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After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.
Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!
When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.
Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.
When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
This phrase is derived from the the term blue balls. Being left sloppy is the same as being given blue balls. Although this phrase can be commonly used in situations where you were left hanging by someone.
(Someone doesn't shake your hand after you put your hand out.) "Damn bro you really gonna leave me sloppy like that?"
Guy 1: Did you fuck last night?
Guy 2: Nahhhh I got left sloppy
When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.
Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.
Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
Kevin the Sloppy Master was fucking Heather while her cuck husband waited for sloppy seconds.
When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.
"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."