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The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.
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When President Biden makes a decision that appears to reflect that he is on Communist Chinas government payroll.
I just read an article where president Biden green lighted moving the Chevrolet plant from Lansing to Beijing and I smell fish.
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Something is odorous like an animal bottom.
Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!
The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
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Any odor that is damp or unpleasant. A rancid egg-like aroma. A sweaty musty smell. If a smell surrounds you and feels like it is penetrating your body and is inescapable then one would say that it "Smells like Florida".
Those boiled eggs "Smell like Florida".
What are you cooking!? It "Smells like Florida", damn!
After I let one rip he walked back into the room and said, "damn, it "smells like Florida" in here"!
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Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.