The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.

Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

spanish doggy

The act of lifting up your partner while hitting it from behind, similar to lifting a small chihuahua

Complete fool: Oh why are your legs so swole?
Enlightened Ubermensch: I was trying out spanish doggy last night

spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.

Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.

Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.

spanish Halloween

When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.

Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.