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Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.
Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!
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When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.
Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.
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When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.
Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.
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one who steals sperm by keystering.
That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.
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A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.
GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann
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noun -
1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.
2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.
3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).
Adj. - Sperm Breaker
4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...
2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!
3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!
4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
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If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills
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