When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
ejaculating as a result of getting your asshole eaten
She was covered in rim splash after eating my ass like a pro.
(Noun) Undesired anilingus where toilet water aggressively splashes the anus as a result of a fat dump.
Bro I just took the dump of a century and got SPLASH-RIMMED by the damn toilet.
soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake
Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!
One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”
I am wambly splashed.
The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…
/splaʃpu l/
an artificial pool for partying in.
"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."
(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!