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When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.
It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.
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"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"
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when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition
ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split
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When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
to have sex with a girl on her period
Guy 1: i just split the red sea
Guy 2: cool
To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.
Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.
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The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.
I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”