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When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?
I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.
There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.
RESORTS WORLD.
As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.
I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.
The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.
Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time
Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor
When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.
Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum
Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.
Squirt Gun fight.
When youre going down on your lasy and you think she squirts in your face. In reality its piss in your eyes.
Hey Dale, Allie gave me the 'ole squirt n' burn last night.
When a girl is on her period and squeezes her stomach
“I’m a human jelly squirt gun after that hug you gave me!”
Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand
The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.
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