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What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?
Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.
Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.
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heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock
Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.
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a term created to remind the common biscuit maker to stay humble when popping open the can
Friend: (Opening can of biscuits) (Pops) Ahh!
Me: Stay humble biscuit makers
Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).
Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!
Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
Drinking in pubs and clubs late into the night and into the morning.
Cosmo: "Hey Matt we should Stay out late drinking."
Matt: "Can't do that any more bro, I have to go home and look after my baby"
When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Sorry I have to go
Ah can’t cha stay?
No