The Asian Guitarist/Keyboardist of The Airborne Toxic Event.
Dude, Steven Chen is Asian! A damn sexy one too.
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Former dictator of Sierra Leone. Had no influence whatsoever with anything.
Therefore
An action or object that lacks purpose and sense.
"Invading Iraq was totally Shaka Stevens."
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When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
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This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
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An incredibly good author. His most well known books are the Jhereg Series or the Adventures of Vlad Taltos.
The books are fantasy/ sci-fi and plenty of satire and action to please anyone. Go read them.
Some of the titles are: Jhereg, Athyra, Orca, Tiassa, Dragon, and many others. Each book is named after a House (groups of elves born into different social brackets called "Houses" which are named after animals.)
I love Steven Brust.
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When you shit in a white tube sock and then proceed to recklessly beat people with it like Steven Seagal in his prime.
Will burst out of the water closet and proceeded to Steven Seagal Jacob, leaving a trail of feces behind him.
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The best tv series with one of the absolute worst fanbases there is.
When you become part of the fan base, you will most likely start shipping the characters, squeal whenever someone mentions it, become a peridot addict, a Garnet addict and lots of other fatal stuff.
The fan base has to be up there with undertale, five nights at freddy's, overwatch and lots of other things with shit fanbases that I somehow managed to drag myself into.
Sene help. Please.
Don't go into the steven universe fanbase because you will NEVER be able to get back out.
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