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When a woman puts on guyliner to her man, then proceeds to fill a bathtub up with hot water so that she can give him a blowjob underwater. Best if done with My Chemical Romance playing in the background.
(At the Hot Topic)
Billy: How did your date with Jennifer go?
Bob: It went hella good, she gave me the emo stew.
Billy: Did she play MCR?
Bob: Nope, Twenty One Pilots.
Billy: Then dump that fake emo skank.
Smoking dabs off a hookers ass!
Yo, how much for a private dance? $100, I'll give you $500 if I can Rip Stew!
squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.
To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".
2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.
1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.
2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.
When you sit on the drum chair for an hour at a sweaty rock n roll concert, you develop this substance under your genitals called ball stew
Brady: Why are you scratching your balls so aggressively?
Jimmy: Hey man, it's Fucking hot in there sitting on that drum chair and it's like ball stew down there man
When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.
“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”
“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”
“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
Big stew, lemme say, big stew is a real chunck. He brings the meat hard. And you better be ready. Big stew is one of a kind, he rlly wants that monkey puss. He needs that monkey puss. He’s got that 13 inch stiff and he needs to yank that shit till he pounds your girlfriend.
“Omg who’s that big ears mr chunck. ITS BIG STEW. FUCK ME HARD BIG STEW WITH THAT BIG BUSHY STIFF