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When you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. So much so to where when you finally do "release the tension" it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.
Rick: Yo Bob, did you see Scary Movie 1 when the two have sex during the party right after home slice mows down the massive bush of the chick?
Bob: Yeah man. Why do you ask though?
Rick: Well, I found out yesterday that it's totally called a Russian Snow Storm.
Bob: No fuckin' shit? This hilarious! *LMAO*
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The man lights a girls bush on fire and then cums in it to put it out, hopefully it scalds her a little first.
He gave her the classic African Fire Storm last night.
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A multitude (5 at least) of transsexual and/or transvestite elderly Asians partaking in a shameless and sweaty orgy in a cramped space.
"Dude, last night i found an Asian cunt storm in my car!"
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An "Arabian Sand-Storm" is basically another trick to play on your mates when they are passed out. It consists of putting a testicle in both eye sockets and flatulating in the recipiants mouth, giving them a dry mouth, bad breath and a furry pair of testes in their eyes for when they wake up.
Mitch: Holy Macrel Gav Is Passed Out From Excessive Drinking
Bundi: Why Yes He Is Mitch, Perhaps We Should Do Something Of Comedical Benefit To Further Extend The Laughs We Had Tonight!
Angus: An Arabian Sand-Storm Would Be Ever So Hilarious...
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A mix between the confederate musket-ball and the screaming seagull... when a male sticks his wet penis in the sand with their partner bent over in front of him, then proceeds to take his dip out of his lip and places it on the girls/guys butt-hole, his next move he penetrates the butt-hole causing the dip and sand to be packed like an old confederate musket gun.
My girlfriend and I went on a date to the beach little did she know she was in for a surprise, I whipped out my cock bent her over put my dip on her ass and went storming the beaches of Normandy.
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It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm
Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm
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When the weather is so hot (or you are aroused, but usually hot) that you sweat a lot.
Boy: Gee, it's hot out there!
Girl: I know, I'm sweating up a storm!
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