G-Force

Forcing someone to do something with the promise of sex.

I f-ing hate that place, but she g-forced me into going there with her.

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Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.

Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…

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air force

The world's largest paramilitary orginization.

Wait, you're going to defend the air force? Why?

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Air Force

An evolved form of the well-known and popular Smurf. Although skin pigmentation has changed, these Smurfs compensate by donning blue outfits when in the presence of strangers to further solidify their bond with their ancestors. At one point they shunned their Smurfish heritage and wore a functional Olive Drab uniform that promoted combat functionality over flashy garrison show-boating.

We may not have the best football team, but thats what happens when your team is made up of half-wit college kids with dreams of playing soldier as opposed to actual lean, green soldiers.

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ass force

Another word for the Air Force.

Mike: "You're going to get beat with bars of soap for that kind of thing"
Eric: "No he wont, he'll be beaten with feathered pillows"
Eric: "It's the Air Force, they're pussies."
James: "Lmao, nightly pillow fights and ass tickling"
James: "Ass Force!"

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Forced feminism

Forced feminism is when big companies have small brains and just put “girl power” in every single movie or merchandise

Girl 1: hey I’m getting tired of these damn repetitive forced feminism scenes in Disney movies
Girl 2: yeah I agree

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Canadian Forces

During WW2 was a highly trained and elite fighting force, highly respected and very well trained. Post WW2 Canadian forces is About 7 guys Drinking Alexander Keith's in a field with a 1967 Ford Pickup and some sharp pointy sticks.

Dude 1: Dont worry man, the Canadians will save us from these terrorists
Dude 2: What kind of shit are you smoking? The Canadian forces are passed out drunk after last nights Kegger.

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