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A simply amazing band despite the sad, stereotypical labels that have been put forth upon this truly kick ass band.
Taking Back Sunday.
A Decade Under the Influence, "To hell with you and all your friends."
Set Phasers to Stun, "You paint your sins on the ceiling and I kept them glued to my chest it keeps me close like a promise kept."
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Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.
Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
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When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'
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A really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.
Guy 1- Have you ever heard of My Lazy Sundays?
Guy 2- No why?
Guy3- Just wondering
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Saying something is certain; beyond questioning
Those guys suck at basketball. Yeah we'll beat them Eight ways to sunday
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A day in the life of Bret Michaels.
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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