Sweat Memory

An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.

Man I have sweaty armpits today, its because my shirt has sweat memory.

Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.

'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them

i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer

poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

bootie sweat

N: An energy drink in which wanna be pimps buy and drink to get smaller dicks and a small buzz,also in anew "fun size".Bootie sweat is like a rock star except it has cocaine in it .

Andy:"bob,you drink bootie sweat?"

Bob:"Yeah,my dicks the size of a freakish peanut, but hey i got a buzz!"

sweat rocks

When a person is sporting drenched armpit sweat.

Damn look at that guy's sweat rocks. He needs to put some deo on.