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the third mutation of the the pronoun you in the dialect between boston and philly used to emphasize a point
Youse guys have no friggin idea how bad i'm gonna beat your skulls in for this!
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A new game that console war advocates won't shut up about it not being on xbox.
Fall guys is better than watching child porn with my stepsis.
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A guy you hang out with for the purposes of meeting new people. There is usually little romantic interest, though you may lead him on.
"Who him? No I don't like him. He's just the gateway guy.
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1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn't know or is barely acquainted with.
2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general - whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn't feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.
Mental health improves 120% when reply guys are blocked or muted
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The perfect guy, is your friend first. He's good looking, which makes you want him more because he's been so sweet during your friendship, but is the one that wants to wait for anything to happen. He doesn't get angry, but if he's upset, he explains himself calmly to you. He makes sure you're compatible before you start a relationship, instead of rushing into things. Once you're dating, you wont care that he has friends that are girls because you don't have a doubt in your mind that he won't be faithful to you. He'll always answer your call. He'll always be there when you cry, and would do anything to make it better. He loves you with or without makeup and would never look at you differently when you don't have it on. Sex never HAS to happen, unless you want it to and he is always willing to "go down on you" and ask for nothing in return. Once he knows, he will tell you about the future he wants to share with you. He'll always be there to cuddle and play with your hair. And anything you ask, he does, just to see you smile.
Damn, that girl is lucky she found the perfect guy!
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A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.
Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
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An extremely offensive or upsetting Family Guy episode.
Person 1: OMG did you see that one Family Guy episode with Brian becoming hated over a tweet?
Person 2: Classic Scum guy episode bruh.
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