Of Mice and Men

One of the worst books I have ever read. It had horrible grammer and the majority of the novela did not mak sense. A big retard and his skinny friend work on a ranch. The retard kilss a puppy and a girl by petting them and shaking them too rough. The skinny friend shoots the retard to save him from jail.

How depressing. Thank god it was only 105 pages long. Don't read it.

Colleen: Do you want to read Of Mice and Men with me?
Jordan: *Sets self on fire*

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Men in skirts

A podcast of confusion

- I'ma goin' go home and rock out to some Men in Skirts.

- Wine is what I want. Men in skirts is what I need.

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Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

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men are trash

the truth, scorching hot tea sister!

Person 1: Men are trash!
Person 2: Men can stay pressed because of these facts, but any half wit knows that it's true.
Person 1: Drag them sis!

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Men

Attack them if they say something you don't like.

He said all I care about is getting big fat cocks inside me. It's true but I don't like that he said it. He doesn't have a big fat cock so he should be subordinate to other men. I'm not a whore. I just fuck retards for money.

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lame men

1. used to describe the person asking for the subject/topic to be discussed in layman's terms
2. your father
3. the person you look at in the mirror

don't be stupid: only lame men ask for things to be explained in layman's terms

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persian men

Men who are from Iran, Afghanistan or Tajikistan

persian men are hot asf and thats a fact

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