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A phrase yelled, in disgust, at the asinine bullshit bleating out of the fucking television.
Fags from nationwide ad: "Nation wide is on your side"
you: "Get off my TV"
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The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."
"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
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A terrible you tuber that in which its fumes give out internet cancer.
Guy 1: How did you get Internet Cancer?
Guy 2: From a man named Freddy gamer Roblox tv.
The feeling of emptiness after completing a tv show or series, and you believe no other tv show can top the one you have completed and have an empty void where that tv show was.
"I just finished Orange is The New Black last night?"
"How are you doing?"
"I think I'm suffering from Post Tv-Show Depression"
What you say when you see your TV floating at night.
"Hunny, is the TV moving?"
"Drop my TV, nigga!"
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A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."
"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"