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Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
To leave in a hurry without explanation.
To leave in a hurry rudely
To get the @#-@ out!
Sarcastic saying
A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!
When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.
Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.
seize the means of production.
seize: take
means of production: MoP
worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.
The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".