Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

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English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

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Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

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youtube teacher

Noun. A teacher who shows youtube videos and then simply repeats what the youtube videos said for the rest of the class period.

Youtube clip: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Teacher: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Students: Wow, he is such a youtube teacher.

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .

Craig is a teacher’s Pet

Geography teacher

Uses the word dude way too much and is usually a lanky fat sweaty oaf.

The geography teacher gave me a detention cos hes a prick