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1 the outcome of trying to make bbq in Mississippi but getting diarrhea in Tennessee.
I was at mikes house but now im all Tennessee mutton now.
When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.
Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.
When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.
When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.
When two gay men rub their asses together, tangling their ass hairs in knots. They will proceed to rip the hairs out leaving a tumbleweed made from their ass hairs.
Yo bro, we should make a Tennessee Tumbleweed and throw it in the girls restroom.
At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway
Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er
Putting your rock hard cock inside a heavy mouth-breather’s mouth to make them breathe through their nose
Joseph was snoring so heavily the other night I took my morning wood & gave him a Tennessee Snorkel just to shut his bitch ass up.