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hard knock

Someone who lives a life full of hardships.

Also a song by Jay Z

I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...

by joe tim March 2, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


hard time

time spent in prison by a convict

He tried to steal an antique but he got caught and did hard time for it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


life is hard

1. A sarcastic remark, letting someone know that you think that their "problems" could be very easily solved.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.

unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*

normal person: life is hard...

by gakinu July 10, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard Taco

1. When the vagina gets hard,horny through sexual arousal usually by stimulation or during foreplay.

2. When a vagina gets hard/horny/aroused and it resembles a "hard taco"

Example.
1. Amber got a hard taco when she rubbed up against Daniel's leg

2. Susy got a hard taco when she kiszed Dave

3. When madison was horny, she had a hard taco

by xjaovsieer November 10, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard dick

To give it to someone straight no matter the consequences.

Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."

by Bighate March 3, 2015

69๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


roll hard

To go out and make a mess, spend a lot, get smashed, twisted, stoned, fight, party till morning, etc.

"Yo make sure you reach the club tonight, we're gonna roll hard tonight mofo!

by Flo March 9, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 8, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž