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Go fuck your self you know who this is Ben we play fortnite together
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Ben is an absolute lad. Fucking obsessed with the Zelda games, and I'm pretty sure he loves Link more than he loves his slutty girlfriend. He's really fuckin tall, but is obsessed with his height like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure he uses bath salts in the shower and still eats Tyson Fun Nuggets
"Hey Ben, How are you?"
"Link is hot"
"We're done here"
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One of the weirdest kids youβll ever meet in your entire life. He honks A LOT. Like a lot. But other than that he can be kinda cool except for when he leaves you on read and is supposed to be your bff. But Ben is ok.
Your friends with Ben?
No Iβm not because heβs weird.
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A boy who will say he loves you while banging multiple other girls (escorts included). He may treat you like trash, but you'll make good friends with the girls he cheats with.
Ben is a piece of garbage
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An absolute twat. No one likes a ben
Person 1: whoβs the twat over there
Person 2: oh heβs ben
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Fucking bender no one should like his he smells like a bowl of meatball spaghetti
Guy 1- whoβs cooking
Guy 2 -oh thatβs just Benβs smell
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A boy who has a heart of gold. Someone so absolutely amazing its almost illegal.
He is compassionate, kind-hearted, caring, talented, strong, incredibly handsome and just so amazing in general.
None of these things can be denied, they're proven facts.
"Rumour has it, if you meet a Ben, you're the luckiest person in the world!"
"Woah did you see Ben? His eyes are so amazing-"
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