Rural Dictionary

E-cool

total fuckhead.

somebody who is a total fuckhead and argues you and thinks they "win" on the internet due to their own ignorance and stupidity.

these people usually hide their head in the sand and ignore the real world.

person1: man... did you see that tryhard who always jumps on the bandwagon

person2: yes i sure did, his name is DAMO46 and is a massive ignorant fool who thinks he is so E-cool. total failure at life though.

by inutama July 13, 2009

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cool tapes

Band formed by Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat in Marzipans living room whilst Homestar was out buying paint to paint over his graffiti masterpiece of the same name.

Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it is at
Cool tapes are cool, yeah we like it like that
.....cool tapes
.....cool tapes
We like to get down with the cool cool tapes
We like to rock out with..
erm...
um..
A bag of four grapes!!!!!!

by The Boog May 17, 2006

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cool randy

a cool randy is a common remedy to the aforementioned "hot andy",a hand job with cool ranch dressing to ease the burn

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,the cool randy,just what my penis needs"

by zeeper April 25, 2010

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Cool Peas

Good, Great, Amazing, Nice, Neat, Awesome, Sweet, Thank God!

When beans in the phrase 'cool beans' are no longer cool, peas may be substituted with the same meaning only with a little more personal satisfaction attached and with the possibility of a bewildered look from a friend or acquaintance unfamiliar with how beans are out and peas are in.

Shela- "Lunch at two?"
Pamela- "Yeah sure! Where do you want to meet?"
Shela- "Let's meet at the Library."
Pamela- "Cool Peas"

David- "Hey Dude do we have a paper due in English tomorrow?
Johnathan- "No man. It's due next week."
David- "Cool Peas!"

by Pamcake February 2, 2009

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