Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

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cop neck

the roll of fat that rests on the collar of a fat person usually found on cops

look at about 80% of police that is cop neck

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Cop-block

When you are either:
1. About to comit a crime and the police show up
2. About to get laid and the police show up

I finally got Ashley naked then I got totally Cop-blocked when they kicked in my door.

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Robo cop

When you jerk off into a bucket, than put it on top of your lady friends head (or guy if you roll that way)

Yo man i robo cop my bitch last night cause she past out and i got mad. i do it all the time when she does not listen to me

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cop

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"Do you know where I can cop some dope?"

etc.. ;)

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cop a squat

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"

When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.

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cop locks

slang term for handcuffs.

stereotypical black guy: hey dawg, loosen up dem cop locks

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