A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋
I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.
A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.
Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.
A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.
"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023
When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.
uhm...
uhhh
so hi?
uh hi?
ur such a bobble crab~ 😌
lol what ?!
i said bobble crab
I- BAHA
A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...
Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.