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Donald trump is an orange turd with cheeto dust scattered all over. A stupid excuse for a president. Known for his tendency to grab girls by the vegina. Has also run a fake collage to scam idiots out of money. Preaches about his stupid great wall and making Mexico pay for it. He will start WW3. He will team up with Vladimir Putin and launch illegal nuclear missiles. He lied about his stupid "small loan of a million dollars." He has baby hands. And people want this idiot to be president. Shameful.
News: BREAKING NEWS! DONALD TRUMP GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT, SOMEHOW BEATING THE ODDS!
Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?
Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.
Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
Kid#4: I hate them both.
Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?
Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!
(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
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Donald trump is the best thing that happened to America
Donald trump is a bad ass
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A little fuckin bastard who some racist idiots elected president. Failed businessman, accused harasser, lier, racist, sexist, extremist, and above all moronic little pussy
I hate you more than Donald Trump, that's how you know i mean it.
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An Orange, Invented The Comb-Over Loved By A Bunch Of Racist Hill Billies.
You Donald Trump!
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Orange guy who is the president of the United States. Every single daily front page definition on this website is now insulting him or making fun of him in some way.
News: Donald Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States.
Guy: Damn, time to take to the Urban Dictionary (of all places) to talk about what a buffoon he is.
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a DUMBASS orange elephant that dicided he wanted to take over the world and decided he should start with usa AND yall dummys actually listened.
YEEZY 4 PRESIDENT!
Donald trump:IM GOING TO BUILD A WALL!
*100000000 centureys later no wall*
Me:TF??????
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A mother tucker who can't read (obviously) with a porn star who should go back to where she came from(Slovenia) over all he is a bitch who should not be the president. Also the reason he wears a toupee is because he is not worthy of hair.
Girl:you are not a good mother!😤
Mom:Donald trump 😒
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