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Hank Hill

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

87๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gold Hill

A tiny town in Oregon where everybody knows each other and everybody smokes pot. There's no way in, and there's no way out, unless your friend picks you up, because even if you can drive, you don't have any gas money because you live in Gold Hill and you're poor.

Come up to Gold Hill and get High with me.

by Zack told me to do this. March 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvard on the hill

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

by Peter April 15, 2004

64๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


the hill school

An institution located in Pottstown, PA, the slum of America. Hill School prides itself on its tradition, such as having seated meals and mandatory chapel services at 10 in the morning on Sundays. What is funny is that they, the administation, only keeps the tradition that it seems sutiable running. Expamle: The weekend of prom is now closed, meaning no one can leave after prom. they have to sit in theyre rooms and rot. How joyous. Is it not a tradition to go out, get laid, high, and wasted all in the same night after prom? Hill School also believes that it is proper for males to keep their dicks in a jar untill they graduate and only recently did they accept girls. We kids however are fighting the system by getting high, getting drunk, and having sex, as much and as often as we can. Possibly one day the Nazi's that run this joint will understand that we are kids, not machines programed for excellence. But until then, I'll jsut get blazed to pass the time away.

Mother: How's school?
Kid: It blows.
or
Friend: How's school dude?
Kid: I don't know, I don't remeber that much of it, I'm stoned most of the time.

by Yours-truely May 2, 2005

146๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


short hills

I'm a tad shocked at some of the comments about Short Hills. I'll grant you that it's an affluent town but, that in and of itself isn't a crime. Like any other town there are pros and cons. Yes, it has it's share of spoiled brats. It also has a ot of great people.

As for the schools being so great..i'm not so sure. i went to millburn high and grew up in SH. the principal of millburn high got in trouble for having sex with a student, gym teacher arrested for getting head from a young boy, psych teacher arrested for dealing coke to students. it's the parents to whom education is important that give millburn high it's success rate..not the school. the same parents, kids and famlies that many of you have bashed on these pages. give credit where credit is due.

bust your ass to be successful and someday you too may be able to trade in your blue collar problems for the equal but different problems enjoyed by the residents of Short Hills.

ps. i would like to see the Millburn High cheer changed to something other than, "that's allright, that's ok, you'll all work for us someday"

viva Short Hills!

by typical rich kid August 30, 2006

123๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

by SomeSwagOrSomething January 20, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hill Murray

Private high school in Maplewood, MN. Grades 7-12. Extremely competitive in hockey. Mascot is the Pioneer. Colors are Green, Black, and White.

Biggest rivalry in the state with White Bear Lake.

"And the Hill Murray Pioneers have won yet another state tourney..." -White Bear Lake players

by elkayjay February 24, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž