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A holiday made better by the accommodations you have
Our trip to Norway was such a hotel holiday - we spent the whole time staying in igloos and fjord cabins and teepees that gave us unique experiences we couldn’t have gotten if we stayed somewhere else
Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
A variant of the Ligma disease, but it is extremely less common as Ligma. Usually only used by smart people, and only 20 people in the world fell for it. the punchline is 8-10 deez nuts. Like Ligma and Sugma, if you fall for it, the disease gets transferred on to you.
1: "Wait, we need to stop at an 8-10 hotel"
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.
I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !
When your girlfriend bursts into tears over the accommodations you've selected for your romantic getaway, you've booked a boo hoo hotel.
"CeCe saw the stains on the carpet and sheets and felt herself tear up. We both understood without a word. I'd picked a boo hoo hotel again, and no one was ever going to get lucky in that dump."