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rust bucket originating from jersey goo, aka salted snowey roads.
"man, that guy just bought a $30,000 evo VIII, 5 years from driving in winter is gonna make that succa a jersey rider!"
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The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.
A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
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The Jersey Turnpike is a dance move practiced by the most famous Deena from MTVs Jersey Shore. It's when you're getting crazy and loud, fist in the air, bringing the house down, and you bend over to shove your ass into a male's crotch area multiple times in a row.
I was in the club, poppin' bottles when I suddenly felt the urge to do the Jersey Turnpike upon this hot guido juicehead.
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This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike
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a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.
Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
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The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey)
The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North.
NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
Person One: I'm from New Jersey!
Person Two: Ew.
Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
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Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore
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