a fat melonhead who plays counte-strike and tosses off in a secluded soundproof room
oh man liam gookey is at it again with the beads in his ass and the contraceptive methods
Liam James Payne is the cutest and most kind hearted person in this whole entire universe. His body can look pretty scary sometimes, but he has the most precious personality ever. Liam always makes sure that everyone else is okay. You can’t not love him.
Who‘s the best idol?
It’s Liam Payne
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Much like an antelope, The lion stalks the Free Liam. Not just in the jungle but in the streets and in the sheets. The Free Liam is helpless to a predator once he has caught their eye.
Female: Wow, what a sweet beautiful angel.
Male: That's no angel, that's Free Liam... *licks lips*
Someone with a very particular set of skills, skills that make him a nightmare for someone like you.
Guy: 'Hi Liam! What takeout ya want?'
Liam Neeson: 'I will find you KFC and I will get extra garlic sauce'
RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE
You heard Liam Gallagher's new album?
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