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Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.
My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.
Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.
The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"
"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."
A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry
I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam
Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
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