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40-something first-time "perfect" mother who manages her baby relentlessly, feeding it only the choicest organic veg and dressing it in non-GE natural-fibre designer clothing.
Look at that poor baby in the 4-wheel drive bio-fuel buggy...OMG is it wearing Armani??? WHAT an IVF mum!
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The flattening and/or widening of the ass after child birth...
"Oh Look at her...thats a real mum bum..." or "Look at her she aint got no junk in that trunk, she got mum bum"....
well look at the bums of some moms and you'll see what we mean.... it's very obvious!!(looks like you've spent the last 3 days laying on your back and your ass is flattened...)
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scalli/townie phrase, used as an insult.
YA NO U, YUR SCUM OF ERF, SCUM OF ERF I SAY. YA MUM! - scallism at max.
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Mum. Dead. Charlotte.
The dead form of Charlottes mother
“Omg Charlottes mums dead lol”
“Hey guys Charlottes mum is dead”
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This is the sensation where when having sex with an older or more mature woman, the particular woman in question's wizards sleeve feels as though the recipient is fucking rolled up bacon.
Grandma: Harder!
Man: Jesus Christ Dianne, it feels like I'm fucking Rizzles Mum!
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A Bulimba Mum, or as the north side of Brisbane calls them, New Farm Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either Somerville House of The Anglican Church Grammar School (Churchie). The name "Bulimba" comes from the south side suburb of Bulimba, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the south side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A Bulimba Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a Bulimba Mum.
Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total Bulimba Mum.
What's my chosen career path? Well obviously a Bulimba Mum.
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Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...
REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.
REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.
REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
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