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hostile panda

someone who becomes very hostile or defensive for no apparent reason. this person is usually a fucking noob.

Jill was just asking you a simple question, why did you have to become such a hostile panda?

by Zebediah July 7, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


panda butt

1. chloe's butt as governed by her swimsuit

2. panda butt being defined as a generic replacement of the word ass, most commonly for those of great asses or assdom. can be shortened to just panda.

1. i love chloe's panda... its just so great... i just wanna grab it!

2. oh wow, that girl has a nice panda butt

by dipshit double numero dos July 14, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


panda express

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).

"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "

by Banana Lover March 7, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crazy Panda

a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out.

Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic?
Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

by LoveStoryForever February 21, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.

sandy panda 6 dolla.

by dmill January 4, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž