sex pee

sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.

dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...

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Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

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Pee Pal

A friend that let's you pee on them.

I can't wait to visit my friend I Dallas, he is my Pee Pal.

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Pee gun

A penis. It shoots pee, therefore it is a pee gun.

Ouch! You kicked me right in the pee gun!

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power pee

Urination after holding it for too long. Results in a thick stream that is highly pressurized.

Commonly occurs by accident as well and is highly embarrassing and mortifying.

"I need to pee so badly !"

(Starts to pee)

"Wow I'm splattering all over the place ! This is a power pee ! "

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Pee-mud

Dry soil that is peed on, creating pee-mud.

I'm mad at you for turning my yard into pee-mud.

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Pee pee poo poo

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Person 1: Pee pee poo poo
Person 2: Spontaneously Combusts