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An unpleasant person.
Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.
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The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.
'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'
'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'
'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'
'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'
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A slang term for bacardi 151
Mark drank to much devil piss, and woke up naked on the stove again.
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Similar to a cum tribute, only using urine instead of semen. A person (usually male) urinates on a photo (almost always of a female) and then posts it on social media such as Twitter, and/or sends it to the person whose photo it is. These are occasionally accompanied by a video showing the piss tribute being done. They are becoming increasingly popular among sexual fetishists
You've done so many cum tributes for me, now I want a piss tribute since I really love getting golden showers.
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hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
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A derogatory term for an Asian person because of their yellow skin.
Guy 1: look at Chong. He always thinks himself as too smart and shows off.
Guy 2: Yeah that filthy piss skin scumbag.
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to be used when
1.an unfortunate incident occurs.
2.after injuring oneself
3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.
2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)
3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime
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