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Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.
Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.
So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...
During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.
Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?
Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.
Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?
He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.
Damn.
To put music in a music playing device
And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration