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The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
Little kid: what’s that thingy on the wall?
Older kid: a seal
seals are the silliest animals in this planet and they are also a family of animals that refers to earless seals, eared seals, and walruses. earless seals are also known as "true seals" while eared seals are either sea lions or fur seals and walruses are self-explanatory. seals are goofy by far the goofiest animals alive and are very cool
hey look a seal
A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).
Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.
A SEAL is an outstandingly annoying fuckface that has an obnoxiously brain damaged sense of humor.
Damn! you are annoying as fuck. What a seal