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A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."
Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.
"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."
"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).
Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".
(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.
"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."
A sock filled with beans... thats it
Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf
A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.
"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".
"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!