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Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl
That girl is definitely a two night stand
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a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
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When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.
Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.
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When two people have a one night stand, but instead of having sexual intercourse, the couple simply cuddles with each other.
Sleeping with someone for one night without having sex.
Doyle is such a loser. He can't get laid, so he has to resort to cuddle night stands in order to get close to a female.
I was too tired to bang her, so we had a cuddle night stand.
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when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.
Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.
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Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident
You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.
A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."