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turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex β€œAn there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 2, 2020

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Stuffing the Turkey

Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.

Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool

by Mason De Luca December 6, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward erythinf that makes a mf scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey he dont want no smoke

by elite_kyle February 12, 2022

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection

Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"

by Bird-n-Pika January 5, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


turkey butt

The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.When ones ass gobbels up their pants. A camel toe but from behind, a wedgie.

"WOW! Look at that guys turkey butt"
"Yea man his ass is gobbleing up his shorts"

by Sam Lemanski August 13, 2006

71πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz February 1, 2009

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž